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Date of Birth

Apparently, it's April 3rd, 1986

Shit thats birthday?!

Born after the big (gang) bang, which co-insides with his parent's anniversary.

Ventures

• Moreland Horseland
• Affiliate Dudes
• yWater: yNot? - Hydrating the 1%, one expensive drop at a time
• PortlandStreet Modelling agency

Associates

Legends Tier

• Adam Sawicki

Top Tier

• John Fernandes
• Cesar Gonzalez
• Chad Morland

2nd Tier Tier

• Everybody else

Controversies

• That time with the midgets, their urine and the gambling debts...
• When he had to go to the boardroom NOW
• The time Cesar was allegedly dropped to 2nd tier
• The time when he accidentally [redacted for sensitive information]
• May 24, 2017 - Black Wednesday - SAD!
• The time he put voices in Chad's head to make him drink coffee from Aroma

Known Enemies

• Those shoelaces that tripped him up that one time when his shins were hurting.

Top 5 Opportunity Denies

• Azhar
• Leafs
• Ovechkin winning the Stanley cup

Lunch Spots

• Saku (aka Sad Saku)**
• CJ Lunch Box
• CIBO
• Fynn's of Temple Bar
• Office Pub
• Jack Astor's Bar & Grill
• Nandos
• Gusto101
• Tosto

[ **Currently under review for bad service received recently ]

Where Should We Eat?

Lower Tier Lunch Spots

• Epicure
• Homemade soup at work 👌👌👌

Favourite Things

Quotes	Waters	Activities	Songs
YOLO FOMO Thanks bud Hey bud! Alright bud Yo bud	smartwater™ Happy Water® yWater®™	Sick day Mondays Job Interview Thursdays	How Deep is Your Love The Power of Love Thong Song Steal My Sunshine Yodel It!

Wine Daddies

• Adam
• Cesar 🍷
• John

PS4 Disk Library

No digital titles

Name	Game	Borrower	Type
John	Overwatch
	Uncharted 4
	NBA 2K17
	Horizon	Chris
Adam	NHL 17
Chris	Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
	Last of Us: Remastered	John
	Tomb Raider(2013)
	Farcry 3
	Batman Arkham Knight
	Witcher 3
	Bloodborne
Andrew	Fallout 4
	Dishonored 2