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Date of Birth

Apparently, it's April 3rd, 1986

Shit thats birthday?!

Born after the big (gang) bang, which co-insides with his parent's anniversary.

Ventures

• Moreland Horseland
• Affiliate Dudes

Associates

Top Tier

• John Fernandes
• Cesar Gonzalez
• Chad Morland

2nd Tier Tier

• Everybody else

Controversies

• That time with the midgets, their urine and the gambling debts...
• When he had to go to the boardroom NOW
• The time Cesar was allegedly dropped to 2nd tier

Known Enemies

• Those shoelaces that tripped him up that one time when his shins were hurting.

Top 5 Opportunity Denies

• Azhar
• Leafs

Favorite Lunch Spots

• Saku (aka Sad Saku)**
• CJ Lunch Box
• CIBO
• Fynn's of Temple Bar
• Office Pub
• Jack Astor's Bar & Grill
• Nandos
• Gusto101
• Tosto

[ **Currently under review for bad service received recently ]

Where Should We Eat?

Least Favorite Lunch Spots

• Epicure
• Homemade soup at work

Favorite Day

Job Interview Thursdays

Favorite Songs

• How Deep is Your Love
• The power of love
• The thong song
• Steal my sunshine

Favorite Quotes

• YOLO FOMO
• Thanks bud
• Hey bud!
• Alright bud
• Yo bud

Favorite Waters

• smartwater™
• Happy Water®
• yWater®™

Wine Daddies

• Adam
• Cesar
• John 🍷