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Date of Birth
Apparently, it's April 3rd, 1986
Shit thats birthday?!
Born after the big (gang) bang, which co-insides with his parent's anniversary.
Ventures
- Moreland Horseland
- Affiliate Dudes
- yWater: yNot? - Hydrating the 1%, one expensive drop at a time
- PortlandStreet Modelling agency
Associate Power Rankings
God Tier
Legends Tier
- Adam Sawicki
Top Tier
- Cesar Gonzalez
- Chad Morland
Bottom Tier
Controversies
- That time with the midgets, their urine and the gambling debts...
- When he had to go to the boardroom NOW
- The time Cesar was allegedly dropped to 2nd tier
- The time when he accidentally [redacted for sensitive information]
- May 24, 2017 - Black Wednesday - SAD!
- The time he put voices in Chad's head to make him drink coffee from Aroma
- The wasp molestation incident occurring on October 20th, 2017
Football (Soccer) Roster
Adam
- Position: Legend
- Speed: 5/10
- Stamina: 7/10
- Heart: -100/10
- Offensive ability: infinity/10
- Defensive ability: -10099989945456456456/10
- Competitive spirit: 8/10
Andrew
- Position: Attacking midfield
- Speed: 1/10
- Stamina: -2/10
- Heart: 14/10
- Offensive ability: 7.8/10
- Defensive ability: 3/10
- Competitive spirit: 8/10
Chris
- Position: ?
- Speed: ?/10
- Stamina: ?/10
- Heart: ?/10
- Offensive ability: ?/10
- Defensive ability: ?/10
- Competitive spirit: 8/10
John
- Position: Defender
- Speed: 12/10
- Stamina: 6/10
- Heart: 0/10
- Offensive ability: 2/10
- Defensive ability: 7/10
- Competitive spirit: 8/10
Marina
- Position: Midfielder
- Speed: 2/10
- Stamina: 2/10
- Heart: 3/10
- Offensive ability: 0/10
- Defensive ability: 0/10
- Competitive spirit: 1/10
Sandra
- Position: Defender
- Speed: 3/10
- Stamina: 4/10
- Heart: 2/10
- Offensive ability: 4/10
- Defensive ability: 5/10
- Competitive spirit: 0/10
Heather
- Position: Defender
- Speed: 5/10
- Stamina: 7/10
- Heart: <3/10
- Offensive ability: 1/10
- Defensive ability: 100/10
- Competitive spirit: 6.54328/10
Jack
- Position: Midfielder
- Speed: ?/10
- Stamina: ?/10
- Heart: ?/10
- Offensive ability: ?/10
- Defensive ability: ?/10
- Competitive spirit: ?/10
Kayleigh
- Position: Midfielder
- Speed: ?/10
- Stamina: ?/10
- Heart: ?/10
- Offensive ability: ?/10
- Defensive ability: ?/10
- Competitive spirit: ?/10
Stef
- Position: Midfielder
- Speed: 6/10
- Stamina: ?/10
- Heart: ?/10
- Offensive ability: 8/10
- Defensive ability: 7/10
- Competitive spirit: ?/10
Known Enemies
- Those shoelaces that tripped him up that one time when his shins were hurting.
Top 5 Opportunity Denies
Lunch Spots
- Saku (aka Sad Saku)**
- CJ Lunch Box
- CIBO
- Fynn's of Temple Bar
- Office Pub
- Jack Astor's Bar & Grill
- Nandos
- Gusto101
- Tosto
[ **Currently under review for bad service received recently ]
Where Should We Eat?
Lower Tier Lunch Spots
- Epicure
- Homemade soup at work 👌👌👌
Favourite Things
| Quotes | Waters | Activities | Songs |
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Wine Daddies
- Adam
- Cesar 🍷
- John
PS4 Disk Library
No digital titles
| Name | Game | Borrower | Type |
|---|---|---|---|
| John | Overwatch | ||
| Uncharted 4 | |||
| NBA 2K17 | |||
| Horizon | Chris | ||
| Adam | NHL 17 | ||
| Chris | Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain | ||
| Last of Us: Remastered | John | ||
| Tomb Raider(2013) | |||
| Farcry 3 | |||
| Batman Arkham Knight | |||
| Witcher 3 | |||
| Bloodborne | |||
| Andrew | Fallout 4 | ||
| Dishonored 2 |
