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Date of Birth
Apparently, it's April 3rd, 1986
Shit thats birthday?!
Born after the big (gang) bang, which co-insides with his parent's anniversary.
Ventures
- Moreland Horseland
- Affiliate Dudes
- yWater: yNot? - Hydrating the 1%, one expensive drop at a time
- PortlandStreet Modelling agency
Associate Power Rankings
God Tier
Legends Tier
- Adam Sawicki
Top Tier
- Cesar Gonzalez
- Chad Morland
Bottom Tier
Controversies
- That time with the midgets, their urine and the gambling debts...
- When he had to go to the boardroom NOW
- The time Cesar was allegedly dropped to 2nd tier
- The time when he accidentally [redacted for sensitive information]
- May 24, 2017 - Black Wednesday - SAD!
- The time he put voices in Chad's head to make him drink coffee from Aroma
- The wasp molestation incident occurring on October 20th, 2017
Football (Soccer) Roster
Adam
Position: Striker Speed: Stamina: Heart: Offensive ability: Defensive ability:
Andrew
Position: Striker Speed: Stamina: Heart: Offensive ability: Defensive ability:
Chris
Position: Striker Speed: Stamina: Heart: Offensive ability: Defensive ability:
John
- Position: Defender
- Speed: 12/10
- Stamina: 8/10
- Heart: 0/10
- Offensive ability: 2/10
- Defensive ability: 7/10
Known Enemies
- Those shoelaces that tripped him up that one time when his shins were hurting.
Top 5 Opportunity Denies
Lunch Spots
- Saku (aka Sad Saku)**
- CJ Lunch Box
- CIBO
- Fynn's of Temple Bar
- Office Pub
- Jack Astor's Bar & Grill
- Nandos
- Gusto101
- Tosto
[ **Currently under review for bad service received recently ]
Where Should We Eat?
Lower Tier Lunch Spots
- Epicure
- Homemade soup at work 👌👌👌
Favourite Things
Quotes | Waters | Activities | Songs |
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Wine Daddies
- Adam
- Cesar 🍷
- John
PS4 Disk Library
No digital titles
Name | Game | Borrower | Type |
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John | Overwatch | ||
Uncharted 4 | |||
NBA 2K17 | |||
Horizon | Chris | ||
Adam | NHL 17 | ||
Chris | Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain | ||
Last of Us: Remastered | John | ||
Tomb Raider(2013) | |||
Farcry 3 | |||
Batman Arkham Knight | |||
Witcher 3 | |||
Bloodborne | |||
Andrew | Fallout 4 | ||
Dishonored 2 |