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Date of Birth

Apparently, it's April 3rd, 1986

Shit thats birthday?!

Born after the big (gang) bang, which co-insides with his parent's anniversary.

Ventures

• Moreland Horseland
• Affiliate Dudes
• yWater: yNot? - Hydrating the 1%, one expensive drop at a time
• PortlandStreet Modelling agency

Associate Power Rankings

God Tier

• John Fernandes

Legends Tier

• Adam Sawicki

Top Tier

• Cesar Gonzalez
• Chad Morland

Bottom Tier

• Andrew Mackinnon
• Chris Radigan

Controversies

• That time with the midgets, their urine and the gambling debts...
• When he had to go to the boardroom NOW
• The time Cesar was allegedly dropped to 2nd tier
• The time when he accidentally [redacted for sensitive information]
• May 24, 2017 - Black Wednesday - SAD!
• The time he put voices in Chad's head to make him drink coffee from Aroma
• The wasp molestation incident occurring on October 20th, 2017

Football (Soccer) Roster

Adam

• Position:
• Speed: 1/10
• Stamina: 0/10
• Heart: -100/10
• Offensive ability: 2/10
• Defensive ability: -10099989945456456456/10

Andrew

• Position: Attacking midfield
• Speed: 1/10
• Stamina: -2/10
• Heart: 14/10
• Offensive ability: 7.8/10
• Defensive ability: 3/10

Chris

• Position: ?
• Speed: ?/10
• Stamina: ?/10
• Heart: ?/10
• Offensive ability: ?/10
• Defensive ability: ?/10

John

• Position: Defender
• Speed: 12/10
• Stamina: 8/10
• Heart: 0/10
• Offensive ability: 2/10
• Defensive ability: 7/10

Marina

• Position: Midfielder
• Speed: 2/10
• Stamina: 2/10
• Heart: 3/10
• Offensive ability: 0/10
• Defensive ability: 0/10

Sandra

• Position: Defender
• Speed: 3/10
• Stamina: 4/10
• Heart: 2/10
• Offensive ability: 4/10
• Defensive ability: 5/10

Heather

• Position: Defender
• Speed: ?/10
• Stamina: ?/10
• Heart: ?/10
• Offensive ability: ?/10
• Defensive ability: ?/10

Known Enemies

• Those shoelaces that tripped him up that one time when his shins were hurting.

Top 5 Opportunity Denies

• Azhar
• Leafs
• Ovechkin winning the Stanley cup

Lunch Spots

• Saku (aka Sad Saku)**
• CJ Lunch Box
• CIBO
• Fynn's of Temple Bar
• Office Pub
• Jack Astor's Bar & Grill
• Nandos
• Gusto101
• Tosto

[ **Currently under review for bad service received recently ]

Lower Tier Lunch Spots

• Epicure
• Homemade soup at work 👌👌👌

Favourite Things

Wine Daddies

• Adam
• Cesar 🍷
• John

PS4 Disk Library

No digital titles