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2018-04-12T17:18:42Z

John: /* Controversies */

== Date of Birth ==
Apparently, it's April 3rd, 1986

Shit thats birthday?!

Born after the big (gang) bang, which co-insides with his parent's anniversary.

== Ventures ==
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Morland_Horseland Moreland Horseland]
* Affiliate Dudes
* [http://ywater.xyz yWater: yNot?] - Hydrating the 1%, one expensive drop at a time
* PortlandStreet Modelling agency

== Associate Power Rankings ==

=== God Tier ===
* [http://sawikileaks.org/John_Fernandes John Fernandes]

==== Legends Tier ====
* Adam Sawicki

==== Top Tier ====

* [http://sawikileaks.org/Cesar_Gonzalez Cesar Gonzalez]
* Chad Morland

===== Bottom Tier =====
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Andrew_Mackinnon Andrew Mackinnon]
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Chris_Radigan Chris Radigan]

== Controversies ==
* That time with the midgets, their urine and the gambling debts...
* When he had to go to the boardroom NOW
* The time Cesar was allegedly dropped to 2nd tier
* The time when he accidentally [redacted for sensitive information]
* May 24, 2017 - Black Wednesday - SAD!
* The time he put voices in Chad's head to make him drink coffee from Aroma
* The wasp molestation incident occurring on October 20th, 2017
* That time when he revealed too much: https://gyazo.com/bd1e9204cf26845bc7a58c0d3ba98abc
* April 12, 2017 - Black Thursday - SAD!

== Football (Soccer) Roster ==

=== Adam ===
*Position: Legend
*Speed: 5/10
*Stamina: 7/10
*Heart: -100/10
*Offensive ability: infinity/10
*Defensive ability: -10099989945456456456/10
*Competitive spirit: 8/10

=== Andrew ===
*Position: Attacking midfield
*Speed: 1/10
*Stamina: -2/10
*Heart: 14/10
*Offensive ability: 7.8/10
*Defensive ability: 3/10
*Competitive spirit: 8/10

=== Chris ===
*Position: ?
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10
*Competitive spirit: 8/10

=== John ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: 12/10
*Stamina: 6/10
*Heart: 0/10
*Offensive ability: 2/10
*Defensive ability: 7/10
*Competitive spirit: 8/10

=== Marina ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: 2/10
*Stamina: 2/10
*Heart: 3/10
*Offensive ability: 0/10
*Defensive ability: 0/10
*Competitive spirit: 1/10

=== Sandra ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: 3/10
*Stamina: 4/10
*Heart: 2/10
*Offensive ability: 4/10
*Defensive ability: 5/10
*Competitive spirit: 0/10

=== Heather ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: 5/10
*Stamina: 7/10
*Heart: <3/10
*Offensive ability: 1/10
*Defensive ability: 100/10
*Competitive spirit: 6.54328/10

=== Jack ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10
*Competitive spirit: ?/10

=== Kayleigh ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10
*Competitive spirit: ?/10

=== Stef ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: 6/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: 8/10
*Defensive ability: 7/10
*Competitive spirit: ?/10

== Known Enemies ==
* Those shoelaces that tripped him up that one time when his shins were hurting.
* Monasin - just discovered

== Top 5 Opportunity Denies ==
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=azhar Azhar]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=leafs Leafs]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=ovi Ovechkin winning the Stanley cup]

== Lunch Spots ==
* Saku (aka Sad Saku)**
* CJ Lunch Box
* CIBO
* Fynn's of Temple Bar
* Office Pub
* Jack Astor's Bar & Grill
* Nandos
* Gusto101
* Tosto

[ **Currently under review for bad service received recently ]

{{LunchRandom}}

== Lower Tier Lunch Spots ==
* Epicure
* Homemade soup at work 👌👌👌

== Favourite Things ==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Quotes
! Waters
! Activities
! Songs
|-
|
*YOLO FOMO
*Thanks bud
*Hey bud!
*Alright bud
*Yo bud
|
* '''smart'''water™
* Happy Water®
* yWater®™
|
* Sick day Mondays
*Job Interview Thursdays
|
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpqmGx7meQw How Deep is Your Love]
* The Power of Love
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBkThe Thong Song]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA Steal My Sunshine]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlDzaRK8fSM Yodel It!]
|}

== Wine Daddies ==
* Adam
* Cesar 🍷
* John

== PS4 Disk Library ==
No digital titles

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Name
! Game
! Borrower
! Type
|-
|rowspan="4"|John
|Overwatch
|
|-
|Uncharted 4
|
|-
|NBA 2K17
|
|-
|Horizon
|Chris

|-
|Adam
|NHL 17
|
|-
|rowspan="7"|Chris
|Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
|
|-
|Last of Us: Remastered
|John

|-
|Tomb Raider(2013)
|
|-
|Farcry 3
|
|-
|Batman Arkham Knight
|
|-
|Witcher 3
|

|-
|Bloodborne
|
|-
|rowspan="2"|Andrew
| Fallout 4
|
|-
|Dishonored 2
|
|}

Wiki

2018-04-12T17:15:11Z

John: /* Known Enemies */

== Date of Birth ==
Apparently, it's April 3rd, 1986

Shit thats birthday?!

Born after the big (gang) bang, which co-insides with his parent's anniversary.

== Ventures ==
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Morland_Horseland Moreland Horseland]
* Affiliate Dudes
* [http://ywater.xyz yWater: yNot?] - Hydrating the 1%, one expensive drop at a time
* PortlandStreet Modelling agency

== Associate Power Rankings ==

=== God Tier ===
* [http://sawikileaks.org/John_Fernandes John Fernandes]

==== Legends Tier ====
* Adam Sawicki

==== Top Tier ====

* [http://sawikileaks.org/Cesar_Gonzalez Cesar Gonzalez]
* Chad Morland

===== Bottom Tier =====
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Andrew_Mackinnon Andrew Mackinnon]
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Chris_Radigan Chris Radigan]

== Controversies ==
* That time with the midgets, their urine and the gambling debts...
* When he had to go to the boardroom NOW
* The time Cesar was allegedly dropped to 2nd tier
* The time when he accidentally [redacted for sensitive information]
* May 24, 2017 - Black Wednesday - SAD!
* The time he put voices in Chad's head to make him drink coffee from Aroma
* The wasp molestation incident occurring on October 20th, 2017
* That time when he revealed too much: https://gyazo.com/bd1e9204cf26845bc7a58c0d3ba98abc

== Football (Soccer) Roster ==

=== Adam ===
*Position: Legend
*Speed: 5/10
*Stamina: 7/10
*Heart: -100/10
*Offensive ability: infinity/10
*Defensive ability: -10099989945456456456/10
*Competitive spirit: 8/10

=== Andrew ===
*Position: Attacking midfield
*Speed: 1/10
*Stamina: -2/10
*Heart: 14/10
*Offensive ability: 7.8/10
*Defensive ability: 3/10
*Competitive spirit: 8/10

=== Chris ===
*Position: ?
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10
*Competitive spirit: 8/10

=== John ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: 12/10
*Stamina: 6/10
*Heart: 0/10
*Offensive ability: 2/10
*Defensive ability: 7/10
*Competitive spirit: 8/10

=== Marina ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: 2/10
*Stamina: 2/10
*Heart: 3/10
*Offensive ability: 0/10
*Defensive ability: 0/10
*Competitive spirit: 1/10

=== Sandra ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: 3/10
*Stamina: 4/10
*Heart: 2/10
*Offensive ability: 4/10
*Defensive ability: 5/10
*Competitive spirit: 0/10

=== Heather ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: 5/10
*Stamina: 7/10
*Heart: <3/10
*Offensive ability: 1/10
*Defensive ability: 100/10
*Competitive spirit: 6.54328/10

=== Jack ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10
*Competitive spirit: ?/10

=== Kayleigh ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10
*Competitive spirit: ?/10

=== Stef ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: 6/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: 8/10
*Defensive ability: 7/10
*Competitive spirit: ?/10

== Known Enemies ==
* Those shoelaces that tripped him up that one time when his shins were hurting.
* Monasin - just discovered

== Top 5 Opportunity Denies ==
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=azhar Azhar]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=leafs Leafs]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=ovi Ovechkin winning the Stanley cup]

== Lunch Spots ==
* Saku (aka Sad Saku)**
* CJ Lunch Box
* CIBO
* Fynn's of Temple Bar
* Office Pub
* Jack Astor's Bar & Grill
* Nandos
* Gusto101
* Tosto

[ **Currently under review for bad service received recently ]

{{LunchRandom}}

== Lower Tier Lunch Spots ==
* Epicure
* Homemade soup at work 👌👌👌

== Favourite Things ==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Quotes
! Waters
! Activities
! Songs
|-
|
*YOLO FOMO
*Thanks bud
*Hey bud!
*Alright bud
*Yo bud
|
* '''smart'''water™
* Happy Water®
* yWater®™
|
* Sick day Mondays
*Job Interview Thursdays
|
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpqmGx7meQw How Deep is Your Love]
* The Power of Love
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBkThe Thong Song]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA Steal My Sunshine]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlDzaRK8fSM Yodel It!]
|}

== Wine Daddies ==
* Adam
* Cesar 🍷
* John

== PS4 Disk Library ==
No digital titles

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Name
! Game
! Borrower
! Type
|-
|rowspan="4"|John
|Overwatch
|
|-
|Uncharted 4
|
|-
|NBA 2K17
|
|-
|Horizon
|Chris

|-
|Adam
|NHL 17
|
|-
|rowspan="7"|Chris
|Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
|
|-
|Last of Us: Remastered
|John

|-
|Tomb Raider(2013)
|
|-
|Farcry 3
|
|-
|Batman Arkham Knight
|
|-
|Witcher 3
|

|-
|Bloodborne
|
|-
|rowspan="2"|Andrew
| Fallout 4
|
|-
|Dishonored 2
|
|}

Wiki

2018-04-11T17:35:33Z

John: /* Controversies */

== Date of Birth ==
Apparently, it's April 3rd, 1986

Shit thats birthday?!

Born after the big (gang) bang, which co-insides with his parent's anniversary.

== Ventures ==
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Morland_Horseland Moreland Horseland]
* Affiliate Dudes
* [http://ywater.xyz yWater: yNot?] - Hydrating the 1%, one expensive drop at a time
* PortlandStreet Modelling agency

== Associate Power Rankings ==

=== God Tier ===
* [http://sawikileaks.org/John_Fernandes John Fernandes]

==== Legends Tier ====
* Adam Sawicki

==== Top Tier ====

* [http://sawikileaks.org/Cesar_Gonzalez Cesar Gonzalez]
* Chad Morland

===== Bottom Tier =====
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Andrew_Mackinnon Andrew Mackinnon]
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Chris_Radigan Chris Radigan]

== Controversies ==
* That time with the midgets, their urine and the gambling debts...
* When he had to go to the boardroom NOW
* The time Cesar was allegedly dropped to 2nd tier
* The time when he accidentally [redacted for sensitive information]
* May 24, 2017 - Black Wednesday - SAD!
* The time he put voices in Chad's head to make him drink coffee from Aroma
* The wasp molestation incident occurring on October 20th, 2017
* That time when he revealed too much: https://gyazo.com/bd1e9204cf26845bc7a58c0d3ba98abc

== Football (Soccer) Roster ==

=== Adam ===
*Position: Legend
*Speed: 5/10
*Stamina: 7/10
*Heart: -100/10
*Offensive ability: infinity/10
*Defensive ability: -10099989945456456456/10
*Competitive spirit: 8/10

=== Andrew ===
*Position: Attacking midfield
*Speed: 1/10
*Stamina: -2/10
*Heart: 14/10
*Offensive ability: 7.8/10
*Defensive ability: 3/10
*Competitive spirit: 8/10

=== Chris ===
*Position: ?
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10
*Competitive spirit: 8/10

=== John ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: 12/10
*Stamina: 6/10
*Heart: 0/10
*Offensive ability: 2/10
*Defensive ability: 7/10
*Competitive spirit: 8/10

=== Marina ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: 2/10
*Stamina: 2/10
*Heart: 3/10
*Offensive ability: 0/10
*Defensive ability: 0/10
*Competitive spirit: 1/10

=== Sandra ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: 3/10
*Stamina: 4/10
*Heart: 2/10
*Offensive ability: 4/10
*Defensive ability: 5/10
*Competitive spirit: 0/10

=== Heather ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: 5/10
*Stamina: 7/10
*Heart: <3/10
*Offensive ability: 1/10
*Defensive ability: 100/10
*Competitive spirit: 6.54328/10

=== Jack ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10
*Competitive spirit: ?/10

=== Kayleigh ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10
*Competitive spirit: ?/10

=== Stef ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: 6/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: 8/10
*Defensive ability: 7/10
*Competitive spirit: ?/10

== Known Enemies ==
* Those shoelaces that tripped him up that one time when his shins were hurting.

== Top 5 Opportunity Denies ==
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=azhar Azhar]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=leafs Leafs]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=ovi Ovechkin winning the Stanley cup]

== Lunch Spots ==
* Saku (aka Sad Saku)**
* CJ Lunch Box
* CIBO
* Fynn's of Temple Bar
* Office Pub
* Jack Astor's Bar & Grill
* Nandos
* Gusto101
* Tosto

[ **Currently under review for bad service received recently ]

{{LunchRandom}}

== Lower Tier Lunch Spots ==
* Epicure
* Homemade soup at work 👌👌👌

== Favourite Things ==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Quotes
! Waters
! Activities
! Songs
|-
|
*YOLO FOMO
*Thanks bud
*Hey bud!
*Alright bud
*Yo bud
|
* '''smart'''water™
* Happy Water®
* yWater®™
|
* Sick day Mondays
*Job Interview Thursdays
|
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpqmGx7meQw How Deep is Your Love]
* The Power of Love
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBkThe Thong Song]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA Steal My Sunshine]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlDzaRK8fSM Yodel It!]
|}

== Wine Daddies ==
* Adam
* Cesar 🍷
* John

== PS4 Disk Library ==
No digital titles

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Name
! Game
! Borrower
! Type
|-
|rowspan="4"|John
|Overwatch
|
|-
|Uncharted 4
|
|-
|NBA 2K17
|
|-
|Horizon
|Chris

|-
|Adam
|NHL 17
|
|-
|rowspan="7"|Chris
|Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
|
|-
|Last of Us: Remastered
|John

|-
|Tomb Raider(2013)
|
|-
|Farcry 3
|
|-
|Batman Arkham Knight
|
|-
|Witcher 3
|

|-
|Bloodborne
|
|-
|rowspan="2"|Andrew
| Fallout 4
|
|-
|Dishonored 2
|
|}

Wiki

2017-10-20T19:12:09Z

John: /* John */

== Date of Birth ==
Apparently, it's April 3rd, 1986

Shit thats birthday?!

Born after the big (gang) bang, which co-insides with his parent's anniversary.

== Ventures ==
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Morland_Horseland Moreland Horseland]
* Affiliate Dudes
* [http://ywater.xyz yWater: yNot?] - Hydrating the 1%, one expensive drop at a time
* PortlandStreet Modelling agency

== Associate Power Rankings ==

=== God Tier ===
* [http://sawikileaks.org/John_Fernandes John Fernandes]

==== Legends Tier ====
* Adam Sawicki

==== Top Tier ====

* [http://sawikileaks.org/Cesar_Gonzalez Cesar Gonzalez]
* Chad Morland

===== Bottom Tier =====
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Andrew_Mackinnon Andrew Mackinnon]
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Chris_Radigan Chris Radigan]

== Controversies ==
* That time with the midgets, their urine and the gambling debts...
* When he had to go to the boardroom NOW
* The time Cesar was allegedly dropped to 2nd tier
* The time when he accidentally [redacted for sensitive information]
* May 24, 2017 - Black Wednesday - SAD!
* The time he put voices in Chad's head to make him drink coffee from Aroma
* The wasp molestation incident occurring on October 20th, 2017

== Football (Soccer) Roster ==

=== Adam ===
*Position:
*Speed: 1/10
*Stamina: 0/10
*Heart: -100/10
*Offensive ability: 2/10
*Defensive ability: -10099989945456456456/10
*Competitive spirit: 8/10

=== Andrew ===
*Position: Attacking midfield
*Speed: 1/10
*Stamina: -2/10
*Heart: 14/10
*Offensive ability: 7.8/10
*Defensive ability: 3/10
*Competitive spirit: 8/10

=== Chris ===
*Position: ?
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10
*Competitive spirit: 8/10

=== John ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: 12/10
*Stamina: 6/10
*Heart: 0/10
*Offensive ability: 2/10
*Defensive ability: 7/10
*Competitive spirit: 8/10

=== Marina ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: 2/10
*Stamina: 2/10
*Heart: 3/10
*Offensive ability: 0/10
*Defensive ability: 0/10
*Competitive spirit: 1/10

=== Sandra ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: 3/10
*Stamina: 4/10
*Heart: 2/10
*Offensive ability: 4/10
*Defensive ability: 5/10
*Competitive spirit: 0/10

=== Heather ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10
*Competitive spirit: ?/10

=== Jack ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10
*Competitive spirit: ?/10

=== Kayleigh ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10
*Competitive spirit: ?/10

=== Stef ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: 6/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: 8/10
*Defensive ability: 7/10
*Competitive spirit: ?/10

== Known Enemies ==
* Those shoelaces that tripped him up that one time when his shins were hurting.

== Top 5 Opportunity Denies ==
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=azhar Azhar]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=leafs Leafs]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=ovi Ovechkin winning the Stanley cup]

== Lunch Spots ==
* Saku (aka Sad Saku)**
* CJ Lunch Box
* CIBO
* Fynn's of Temple Bar
* Office Pub
* Jack Astor's Bar & Grill
* Nandos
* Gusto101
* Tosto

[ **Currently under review for bad service received recently ]

{{LunchRandom}}

== Lower Tier Lunch Spots ==
* Epicure
* Homemade soup at work 👌👌👌

== Favourite Things ==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Quotes
! Waters
! Activities
! Songs
|-
|
*YOLO FOMO
*Thanks bud
*Hey bud!
*Alright bud
*Yo bud
|
* '''smart'''water™
* Happy Water®
* yWater®™
|
* Sick day Mondays
*Job Interview Thursdays
|
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpqmGx7meQw How Deep is Your Love]
* The Power of Love
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBkThe Thong Song]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA Steal My Sunshine]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlDzaRK8fSM Yodel It!]
|}

== Wine Daddies ==
* Adam
* Cesar 🍷
* John

== PS4 Disk Library ==
No digital titles

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Name
! Game
! Borrower
! Type
|-
|rowspan="4"|John
|Overwatch
|
|-
|Uncharted 4
|
|-
|NBA 2K17
|
|-
|Horizon
|Chris

|-
|Adam
|NHL 17
|
|-
|rowspan="7"|Chris
|Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
|
|-
|Last of Us: Remastered
|John

|-
|Tomb Raider(2013)
|
|-
|Farcry 3
|
|-
|Batman Arkham Knight
|
|-
|Witcher 3
|

|-
|Bloodborne
|
|-
|rowspan="2"|Andrew
| Fallout 4
|
|-
|Dishonored 2
|
|}

Wiki

2017-10-20T19:09:18Z

John: /* Football (Soccer) Roster */

== Date of Birth ==
Apparently, it's April 3rd, 1986

Shit thats birthday?!

Born after the big (gang) bang, which co-insides with his parent's anniversary.

== Ventures ==
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Morland_Horseland Moreland Horseland]
* Affiliate Dudes
* [http://ywater.xyz yWater: yNot?] - Hydrating the 1%, one expensive drop at a time
* PortlandStreet Modelling agency

== Associate Power Rankings ==

=== God Tier ===
* [http://sawikileaks.org/John_Fernandes John Fernandes]

==== Legends Tier ====
* Adam Sawicki

==== Top Tier ====

* [http://sawikileaks.org/Cesar_Gonzalez Cesar Gonzalez]
* Chad Morland

===== Bottom Tier =====
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Andrew_Mackinnon Andrew Mackinnon]
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Chris_Radigan Chris Radigan]

== Controversies ==
* That time with the midgets, their urine and the gambling debts...
* When he had to go to the boardroom NOW
* The time Cesar was allegedly dropped to 2nd tier
* The time when he accidentally [redacted for sensitive information]
* May 24, 2017 - Black Wednesday - SAD!
* The time he put voices in Chad's head to make him drink coffee from Aroma
* The wasp molestation incident occurring on October 20th, 2017

== Football (Soccer) Roster ==

=== Adam ===
*Position:
*Speed: 1/10
*Stamina: 0/10
*Heart: -100/10
*Offensive ability: 2/10
*Defensive ability: -10099989945456456456/10
*Competitive spirit: 8/10

=== Andrew ===
*Position: Attacking midfield
*Speed: 1/10
*Stamina: -2/10
*Heart: 14/10
*Offensive ability: 7.8/10
*Defensive ability: 3/10
*Competitive spirit: 8/10

=== Chris ===
*Position: ?
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10
*Competitive spirit: 8/10

=== John ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: 12/10
*Stamina: 8/10
*Heart: 0/10
*Offensive ability: 2/10
*Defensive ability: 7/10
*Competitive spirit: 8/10

=== Marina ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: 2/10
*Stamina: 2/10
*Heart: 3/10
*Offensive ability: 0/10
*Defensive ability: 0/10
*Competitive spirit: 1/10

=== Sandra ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: 3/10
*Stamina: 4/10
*Heart: 2/10
*Offensive ability: 4/10
*Defensive ability: 5/10
*Competitive spirit: 0/10

=== Heather ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10
*Competitive spirit: ?/10

=== Jack ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10
*Competitive spirit: ?/10

=== Kayleigh ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10
*Competitive spirit: ?/10

=== Stef ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: 6/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: 8/10
*Defensive ability: 7/10
*Competitive spirit: ?/10

== Known Enemies ==
* Those shoelaces that tripped him up that one time when his shins were hurting.

== Top 5 Opportunity Denies ==
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=azhar Azhar]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=leafs Leafs]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=ovi Ovechkin winning the Stanley cup]

== Lunch Spots ==
* Saku (aka Sad Saku)**
* CJ Lunch Box
* CIBO
* Fynn's of Temple Bar
* Office Pub
* Jack Astor's Bar & Grill
* Nandos
* Gusto101
* Tosto

[ **Currently under review for bad service received recently ]

{{LunchRandom}}

== Lower Tier Lunch Spots ==
* Epicure
* Homemade soup at work 👌👌👌

== Favourite Things ==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Quotes
! Waters
! Activities
! Songs
|-
|
*YOLO FOMO
*Thanks bud
*Hey bud!
*Alright bud
*Yo bud
|
* '''smart'''water™
* Happy Water®
* yWater®™
|
* Sick day Mondays
*Job Interview Thursdays
|
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpqmGx7meQw How Deep is Your Love]
* The Power of Love
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBkThe Thong Song]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA Steal My Sunshine]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlDzaRK8fSM Yodel It!]
|}

== Wine Daddies ==
* Adam
* Cesar 🍷
* John

== PS4 Disk Library ==
No digital titles

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Name
! Game
! Borrower
! Type
|-
|rowspan="4"|John
|Overwatch
|
|-
|Uncharted 4
|
|-
|NBA 2K17
|
|-
|Horizon
|Chris

|-
|Adam
|NHL 17
|
|-
|rowspan="7"|Chris
|Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
|
|-
|Last of Us: Remastered
|John

|-
|Tomb Raider(2013)
|
|-
|Farcry 3
|
|-
|Batman Arkham Knight
|
|-
|Witcher 3
|

|-
|Bloodborne
|
|-
|rowspan="2"|Andrew
| Fallout 4
|
|-
|Dishonored 2
|
|}

Wiki

2017-10-20T18:49:18Z

John: /* Football (Soccer) Roster */

== Date of Birth ==
Apparently, it's April 3rd, 1986

Shit thats birthday?!

Born after the big (gang) bang, which co-insides with his parent's anniversary.

== Ventures ==
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Morland_Horseland Moreland Horseland]
* Affiliate Dudes
* [http://ywater.xyz yWater: yNot?] - Hydrating the 1%, one expensive drop at a time
* PortlandStreet Modelling agency

== Associate Power Rankings ==

=== God Tier ===
* [http://sawikileaks.org/John_Fernandes John Fernandes]

==== Legends Tier ====
* Adam Sawicki

==== Top Tier ====

* [http://sawikileaks.org/Cesar_Gonzalez Cesar Gonzalez]
* Chad Morland

===== Bottom Tier =====
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Andrew_Mackinnon Andrew Mackinnon]
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Chris_Radigan Chris Radigan]

== Controversies ==
* That time with the midgets, their urine and the gambling debts...
* When he had to go to the boardroom NOW
* The time Cesar was allegedly dropped to 2nd tier
* The time when he accidentally [redacted for sensitive information]
* May 24, 2017 - Black Wednesday - SAD!
* The time he put voices in Chad's head to make him drink coffee from Aroma
* The wasp molestation incident occurring on October 20th, 2017

== Football (Soccer) Roster ==

=== Adam ===
*Position:
*Speed: 1/10
*Stamina: 0/10
*Heart: -100/10
*Offensive ability: 2/10
*Defensive ability: -10099989945456456456/10

=== Andrew ===
*Position: Attacking midfield
*Speed: 1/10
*Stamina: -2/10
*Heart: 14/10
*Offensive ability: 7.8/10
*Defensive ability: 3/10

=== Chris ===
*Position: ?
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10

=== John ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: 12/10
*Stamina: 8/10
*Heart: 0/10
*Offensive ability: 2/10
*Defensive ability: 7/10

=== Marina ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: 2/10
*Stamina: 2/10
*Heart: 3/10
*Offensive ability: 0/10
*Defensive ability: 0/10

=== Sandra ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: 3/10
*Stamina: 4/10
*Heart: 2/10
*Offensive ability: 4/10
*Defensive ability: 5/10

=== Heather ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10

=== Jack ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10

=== Kayleigh ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10

=== Stef ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: 6/10
*Stamina: 7/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: 8/10
*Defensive ability: 7/10

== Known Enemies ==
* Those shoelaces that tripped him up that one time when his shins were hurting.

== Top 5 Opportunity Denies ==
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=azhar Azhar]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=leafs Leafs]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=ovi Ovechkin winning the Stanley cup]

== Lunch Spots ==
* Saku (aka Sad Saku)**
* CJ Lunch Box
* CIBO
* Fynn's of Temple Bar
* Office Pub
* Jack Astor's Bar & Grill
* Nandos
* Gusto101
* Tosto

[ **Currently under review for bad service received recently ]

{{LunchRandom}}

== Lower Tier Lunch Spots ==
* Epicure
* Homemade soup at work 👌👌👌

== Favourite Things ==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Quotes
! Waters
! Activities
! Songs
|-
|
*YOLO FOMO
*Thanks bud
*Hey bud!
*Alright bud
*Yo bud
|
* '''smart'''water™
* Happy Water®
* yWater®™
|
* Sick day Mondays
*Job Interview Thursdays
|
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpqmGx7meQw How Deep is Your Love]
* The Power of Love
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBkThe Thong Song]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA Steal My Sunshine]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlDzaRK8fSM Yodel It!]
|}

== Wine Daddies ==
* Adam
* Cesar 🍷
* John

== PS4 Disk Library ==
No digital titles

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Name
! Game
! Borrower
! Type
|-
|rowspan="4"|John
|Overwatch
|
|-
|Uncharted 4
|
|-
|NBA 2K17
|
|-
|Horizon
|Chris

|-
|Adam
|NHL 17
|
|-
|rowspan="7"|Chris
|Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
|
|-
|Last of Us: Remastered
|John

|-
|Tomb Raider(2013)
|
|-
|Farcry 3
|
|-
|Batman Arkham Knight
|
|-
|Witcher 3
|

|-
|Bloodborne
|
|-
|rowspan="2"|Andrew
| Fallout 4
|
|-
|Dishonored 2
|
|}

Wiki

2017-10-20T18:48:18Z

John: /* Football (Soccer) Roster */

== Date of Birth ==
Apparently, it's April 3rd, 1986

Shit thats birthday?!

Born after the big (gang) bang, which co-insides with his parent's anniversary.

== Ventures ==
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Morland_Horseland Moreland Horseland]
* Affiliate Dudes
* [http://ywater.xyz yWater: yNot?] - Hydrating the 1%, one expensive drop at a time
* PortlandStreet Modelling agency

== Associate Power Rankings ==

=== God Tier ===
* [http://sawikileaks.org/John_Fernandes John Fernandes]

==== Legends Tier ====
* Adam Sawicki

==== Top Tier ====

* [http://sawikileaks.org/Cesar_Gonzalez Cesar Gonzalez]
* Chad Morland

===== Bottom Tier =====
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Andrew_Mackinnon Andrew Mackinnon]
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Chris_Radigan Chris Radigan]

== Controversies ==
* That time with the midgets, their urine and the gambling debts...
* When he had to go to the boardroom NOW
* The time Cesar was allegedly dropped to 2nd tier
* The time when he accidentally [redacted for sensitive information]
* May 24, 2017 - Black Wednesday - SAD!
* The time he put voices in Chad's head to make him drink coffee from Aroma
* The wasp molestation incident occurring on October 20th, 2017

== Football (Soccer) Roster ==

=== Adam ===
*Position:
*Speed: 1/10
*Stamina: 0/10
*Heart: -100/10
*Offensive ability: 2/10
*Defensive ability: -10099989945456456456/10

=== Andrew ===
*Position: Attacking midfield
*Speed: 1/10
*Stamina: -2/10
*Heart: 14/10
*Offensive ability: 7.8/10
*Defensive ability: 3/10

=== Chris ===
*Position: ?
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10

=== John ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: 12/10
*Stamina: 8/10
*Heart: 0/10
*Offensive ability: 2/10
*Defensive ability: 7/10

=== Marina ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: 2/10
*Stamina: 2/10
*Heart: 3/10
*Offensive ability: 0/10
*Defensive ability: 0/10

=== Sandra ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: 3/10
*Stamina: 4/10
*Heart: 2/10
*Offensive ability: 4/10
*Defensive ability: 5/10

=== Heather ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10

=== Jack ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10

=== Kayleigh ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10

== Known Enemies ==
* Those shoelaces that tripped him up that one time when his shins were hurting.

== Top 5 Opportunity Denies ==
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=azhar Azhar]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=leafs Leafs]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=ovi Ovechkin winning the Stanley cup]

== Lunch Spots ==
* Saku (aka Sad Saku)**
* CJ Lunch Box
* CIBO
* Fynn's of Temple Bar
* Office Pub
* Jack Astor's Bar & Grill
* Nandos
* Gusto101
* Tosto

[ **Currently under review for bad service received recently ]

{{LunchRandom}}

== Lower Tier Lunch Spots ==
* Epicure
* Homemade soup at work 👌👌👌

== Favourite Things ==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Quotes
! Waters
! Activities
! Songs
|-
|
*YOLO FOMO
*Thanks bud
*Hey bud!
*Alright bud
*Yo bud
|
* '''smart'''water™
* Happy Water®
* yWater®™
|
* Sick day Mondays
*Job Interview Thursdays
|
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpqmGx7meQw How Deep is Your Love]
* The Power of Love
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBkThe Thong Song]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA Steal My Sunshine]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlDzaRK8fSM Yodel It!]
|}

== Wine Daddies ==
* Adam
* Cesar 🍷
* John

== PS4 Disk Library ==
No digital titles

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Name
! Game
! Borrower
! Type
|-
|rowspan="4"|John
|Overwatch
|
|-
|Uncharted 4
|
|-
|NBA 2K17
|
|-
|Horizon
|Chris

|-
|Adam
|NHL 17
|
|-
|rowspan="7"|Chris
|Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
|
|-
|Last of Us: Remastered
|John

|-
|Tomb Raider(2013)
|
|-
|Farcry 3
|
|-
|Batman Arkham Knight
|
|-
|Witcher 3
|

|-
|Bloodborne
|
|-
|rowspan="2"|Andrew
| Fallout 4
|
|-
|Dishonored 2
|
|}

Wiki

2017-10-20T18:47:05Z

John: /* Football (Soccer) Roster */

== Date of Birth ==
Apparently, it's April 3rd, 1986

Shit thats birthday?!

Born after the big (gang) bang, which co-insides with his parent's anniversary.

== Ventures ==
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Morland_Horseland Moreland Horseland]
* Affiliate Dudes
* [http://ywater.xyz yWater: yNot?] - Hydrating the 1%, one expensive drop at a time
* PortlandStreet Modelling agency

== Associate Power Rankings ==

=== God Tier ===
* [http://sawikileaks.org/John_Fernandes John Fernandes]

==== Legends Tier ====
* Adam Sawicki

==== Top Tier ====

* [http://sawikileaks.org/Cesar_Gonzalez Cesar Gonzalez]
* Chad Morland

===== Bottom Tier =====
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Andrew_Mackinnon Andrew Mackinnon]
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Chris_Radigan Chris Radigan]

== Controversies ==
* That time with the midgets, their urine and the gambling debts...
* When he had to go to the boardroom NOW
* The time Cesar was allegedly dropped to 2nd tier
* The time when he accidentally [redacted for sensitive information]
* May 24, 2017 - Black Wednesday - SAD!
* The time he put voices in Chad's head to make him drink coffee from Aroma
* The wasp molestation incident occurring on October 20th, 2017

== Football (Soccer) Roster ==

=== Adam ===
*Position:
*Speed: 1/10
*Stamina: 0/10
*Heart: -100/10
*Offensive ability: 2/10
*Defensive ability: -10099989945456456456/10

=== Andrew ===
*Position: Attacking midfield
*Speed: 1/10
*Stamina: -2/10
*Heart: 14/10
*Offensive ability: 7.8/10
*Defensive ability: 3/10

=== Chris ===
*Position: ?
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10

=== John ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: 12/10
*Stamina: 8/10
*Heart: 0/10
*Offensive ability: 2/10
*Defensive ability: 7/10

=== Marina ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: 2/10
*Stamina: 2/10
*Heart: 3/10
*Offensive ability: 0/10
*Defensive ability: 0/10

=== Sandra ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: 3/10
*Stamina: 4/10
*Heart: 2/10
*Offensive ability: 4/10
*Defensive ability: 5/10

=== Heather ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10

== Known Enemies ==
* Those shoelaces that tripped him up that one time when his shins were hurting.

== Top 5 Opportunity Denies ==
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=azhar Azhar]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=leafs Leafs]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=ovi Ovechkin winning the Stanley cup]

== Lunch Spots ==
* Saku (aka Sad Saku)**
* CJ Lunch Box
* CIBO
* Fynn's of Temple Bar
* Office Pub
* Jack Astor's Bar & Grill
* Nandos
* Gusto101
* Tosto

[ **Currently under review for bad service received recently ]

{{LunchRandom}}

== Lower Tier Lunch Spots ==
* Epicure
* Homemade soup at work 👌👌👌

== Favourite Things ==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Quotes
! Waters
! Activities
! Songs
|-
|
*YOLO FOMO
*Thanks bud
*Hey bud!
*Alright bud
*Yo bud
|
* '''smart'''water™
* Happy Water®
* yWater®™
|
* Sick day Mondays
*Job Interview Thursdays
|
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpqmGx7meQw How Deep is Your Love]
* The Power of Love
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBkThe Thong Song]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA Steal My Sunshine]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlDzaRK8fSM Yodel It!]
|}

== Wine Daddies ==
* Adam
* Cesar 🍷
* John

== PS4 Disk Library ==
No digital titles

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Name
! Game
! Borrower
! Type
|-
|rowspan="4"|John
|Overwatch
|
|-
|Uncharted 4
|
|-
|NBA 2K17
|
|-
|Horizon
|Chris

|-
|Adam
|NHL 17
|
|-
|rowspan="7"|Chris
|Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
|
|-
|Last of Us: Remastered
|John

|-
|Tomb Raider(2013)
|
|-
|Farcry 3
|
|-
|Batman Arkham Knight
|
|-
|Witcher 3
|

|-
|Bloodborne
|
|-
|rowspan="2"|Andrew
| Fallout 4
|
|-
|Dishonored 2
|
|}

Wiki

2017-10-20T18:46:30Z

John: /* Football (Soccer) Roster */

== Date of Birth ==
Apparently, it's April 3rd, 1986

Shit thats birthday?!

Born after the big (gang) bang, which co-insides with his parent's anniversary.

== Ventures ==
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Morland_Horseland Moreland Horseland]
* Affiliate Dudes
* [http://ywater.xyz yWater: yNot?] - Hydrating the 1%, one expensive drop at a time
* PortlandStreet Modelling agency

== Associate Power Rankings ==

=== God Tier ===
* [http://sawikileaks.org/John_Fernandes John Fernandes]

==== Legends Tier ====
* Adam Sawicki

==== Top Tier ====

* [http://sawikileaks.org/Cesar_Gonzalez Cesar Gonzalez]
* Chad Morland

===== Bottom Tier =====
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Andrew_Mackinnon Andrew Mackinnon]
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Chris_Radigan Chris Radigan]

== Controversies ==
* That time with the midgets, their urine and the gambling debts...
* When he had to go to the boardroom NOW
* The time Cesar was allegedly dropped to 2nd tier
* The time when he accidentally [redacted for sensitive information]
* May 24, 2017 - Black Wednesday - SAD!
* The time he put voices in Chad's head to make him drink coffee from Aroma
* The wasp molestation incident occurring on October 20th, 2017

== Football (Soccer) Roster ==

=== Adam ===
*Position:
*Speed: 1/10
*Stamina: 0/10
*Heart: -100/10
*Offensive ability: 2/10
*Defensive ability: -10099989945456456456/10

=== Andrew ===
*Position: Attacking midfield
*Speed: 1/10
*Stamina: -2/10
*Heart: 14/10
*Offensive ability: 7.8/10
*Defensive ability: 3/10

=== Chris ===
*Position: ?
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10

=== John ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: 12/10
*Stamina: 8/10
*Heart: 0/10
*Offensive ability: 2/10
*Defensive ability: 7/10

=== Marina ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: 2/10
*Stamina: 2/10
*Heart: 3/10
*Offensive ability: 0/10
*Defensive ability: 0/10

=== Sandra ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: 3/10
*Stamina: 4/10
*Heart: 2/10
*Offensive ability: 4/10
*Defensive ability: 5/10

== Known Enemies ==
* Those shoelaces that tripped him up that one time when his shins were hurting.

== Top 5 Opportunity Denies ==
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=azhar Azhar]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=leafs Leafs]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=ovi Ovechkin winning the Stanley cup]

== Lunch Spots ==
* Saku (aka Sad Saku)**
* CJ Lunch Box
* CIBO
* Fynn's of Temple Bar
* Office Pub
* Jack Astor's Bar & Grill
* Nandos
* Gusto101
* Tosto

[ **Currently under review for bad service received recently ]

{{LunchRandom}}

== Lower Tier Lunch Spots ==
* Epicure
* Homemade soup at work 👌👌👌

== Favourite Things ==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Quotes
! Waters
! Activities
! Songs
|-
|
*YOLO FOMO
*Thanks bud
*Hey bud!
*Alright bud
*Yo bud
|
* '''smart'''water™
* Happy Water®
* yWater®™
|
* Sick day Mondays
*Job Interview Thursdays
|
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpqmGx7meQw How Deep is Your Love]
* The Power of Love
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBkThe Thong Song]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA Steal My Sunshine]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlDzaRK8fSM Yodel It!]
|}

== Wine Daddies ==
* Adam
* Cesar 🍷
* John

== PS4 Disk Library ==
No digital titles

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Name
! Game
! Borrower
! Type
|-
|rowspan="4"|John
|Overwatch
|
|-
|Uncharted 4
|
|-
|NBA 2K17
|
|-
|Horizon
|Chris

|-
|Adam
|NHL 17
|
|-
|rowspan="7"|Chris
|Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
|
|-
|Last of Us: Remastered
|John

|-
|Tomb Raider(2013)
|
|-
|Farcry 3
|
|-
|Batman Arkham Knight
|
|-
|Witcher 3
|

|-
|Bloodborne
|
|-
|rowspan="2"|Andrew
| Fallout 4
|
|-
|Dishonored 2
|
|}

Wiki

2017-10-20T18:45:25Z

John: /* Football (Soccer) Roster */

== Date of Birth ==
Apparently, it's April 3rd, 1986

Shit thats birthday?!

Born after the big (gang) bang, which co-insides with his parent's anniversary.

== Ventures ==
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Morland_Horseland Moreland Horseland]
* Affiliate Dudes
* [http://ywater.xyz yWater: yNot?] - Hydrating the 1%, one expensive drop at a time
* PortlandStreet Modelling agency

== Associate Power Rankings ==

=== God Tier ===
* [http://sawikileaks.org/John_Fernandes John Fernandes]

==== Legends Tier ====
* Adam Sawicki

==== Top Tier ====

* [http://sawikileaks.org/Cesar_Gonzalez Cesar Gonzalez]
* Chad Morland

===== Bottom Tier =====
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Andrew_Mackinnon Andrew Mackinnon]
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Chris_Radigan Chris Radigan]

== Controversies ==
* That time with the midgets, their urine and the gambling debts...
* When he had to go to the boardroom NOW
* The time Cesar was allegedly dropped to 2nd tier
* The time when he accidentally [redacted for sensitive information]
* May 24, 2017 - Black Wednesday - SAD!
* The time he put voices in Chad's head to make him drink coffee from Aroma
* The wasp molestation incident occurring on October 20th, 2017

== Football (Soccer) Roster ==

=== Adam ===
*Position:
*Speed: 1/10
*Stamina: 0/10
*Heart: -100/10
*Offensive ability: 2/10
*Defensive ability: -10099989945456456456/10

=== Andrew ===
*Position: Attacking midfield
*Speed: 1/10
*Stamina: -2/10
*Heart: 14/10
*Offensive ability: 7.8/10
*Defensive ability: 3/10

=== Chris ===
*Position: ?
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10

=== John ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: 12/10
*Stamina: 8/10
*Heart: 0/10
*Offensive ability: 2/10
*Defensive ability: 7/10

=== Marina ===
*Position: Midfielder
*Speed: 2/10
*Stamina: 2/10
*Heart: 0/10
*Offensive ability: 0/10
*Defensive ability: 0/10

== Known Enemies ==
* Those shoelaces that tripped him up that one time when his shins were hurting.

== Top 5 Opportunity Denies ==
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=azhar Azhar]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=leafs Leafs]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=ovi Ovechkin winning the Stanley cup]

== Lunch Spots ==
* Saku (aka Sad Saku)**
* CJ Lunch Box
* CIBO
* Fynn's of Temple Bar
* Office Pub
* Jack Astor's Bar & Grill
* Nandos
* Gusto101
* Tosto

[ **Currently under review for bad service received recently ]

{{LunchRandom}}

== Lower Tier Lunch Spots ==
* Epicure
* Homemade soup at work 👌👌👌

== Favourite Things ==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Quotes
! Waters
! Activities
! Songs
|-
|
*YOLO FOMO
*Thanks bud
*Hey bud!
*Alright bud
*Yo bud
|
* '''smart'''water™
* Happy Water®
* yWater®™
|
* Sick day Mondays
*Job Interview Thursdays
|
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpqmGx7meQw How Deep is Your Love]
* The Power of Love
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBkThe Thong Song]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA Steal My Sunshine]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlDzaRK8fSM Yodel It!]
|}

== Wine Daddies ==
* Adam
* Cesar 🍷
* John

== PS4 Disk Library ==
No digital titles

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Name
! Game
! Borrower
! Type
|-
|rowspan="4"|John
|Overwatch
|
|-
|Uncharted 4
|
|-
|NBA 2K17
|
|-
|Horizon
|Chris

|-
|Adam
|NHL 17
|
|-
|rowspan="7"|Chris
|Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
|
|-
|Last of Us: Remastered
|John

|-
|Tomb Raider(2013)
|
|-
|Farcry 3
|
|-
|Batman Arkham Knight
|
|-
|Witcher 3
|

|-
|Bloodborne
|
|-
|rowspan="2"|Andrew
| Fallout 4
|
|-
|Dishonored 2
|
|}

Wiki

2017-10-20T18:44:44Z

John: /* Chris */

== Date of Birth ==
Apparently, it's April 3rd, 1986

Shit thats birthday?!

Born after the big (gang) bang, which co-insides with his parent's anniversary.

== Ventures ==
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Morland_Horseland Moreland Horseland]
* Affiliate Dudes
* [http://ywater.xyz yWater: yNot?] - Hydrating the 1%, one expensive drop at a time
* PortlandStreet Modelling agency

== Associate Power Rankings ==

=== God Tier ===
* [http://sawikileaks.org/John_Fernandes John Fernandes]

==== Legends Tier ====
* Adam Sawicki

==== Top Tier ====

* [http://sawikileaks.org/Cesar_Gonzalez Cesar Gonzalez]
* Chad Morland

===== Bottom Tier =====
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Andrew_Mackinnon Andrew Mackinnon]
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Chris_Radigan Chris Radigan]

== Controversies ==
* That time with the midgets, their urine and the gambling debts...
* When he had to go to the boardroom NOW
* The time Cesar was allegedly dropped to 2nd tier
* The time when he accidentally [redacted for sensitive information]
* May 24, 2017 - Black Wednesday - SAD!
* The time he put voices in Chad's head to make him drink coffee from Aroma
* The wasp molestation incident occurring on October 20th, 2017

== Football (Soccer) Roster ==

=== Adam ===
*Position:
*Speed: 1/10
*Stamina: 0/10
*Heart: -100/10
*Offensive ability: 2/10
*Defensive ability: -10099989945456456456/10

=== Andrew ===
*Position: Attacking midfield
*Speed: 1/10
*Stamina: -2/10
*Heart: 14/10
*Offensive ability: 7.8/10
*Defensive ability: 3/10

=== Chris ===
*Position: ?
*Speed: ?/10
*Stamina: ?/10
*Heart: ?/10
*Offensive ability: ?/10
*Defensive ability: ?/10

=== John ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: 12/10
*Stamina: 8/10
*Heart: 0/10
*Offensive ability: 2/10
*Defensive ability: 7/10

== Known Enemies ==
* Those shoelaces that tripped him up that one time when his shins were hurting.

== Top 5 Opportunity Denies ==
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=azhar Azhar]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=leafs Leafs]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=ovi Ovechkin winning the Stanley cup]

== Lunch Spots ==
* Saku (aka Sad Saku)**
* CJ Lunch Box
* CIBO
* Fynn's of Temple Bar
* Office Pub
* Jack Astor's Bar & Grill
* Nandos
* Gusto101
* Tosto

[ **Currently under review for bad service received recently ]

{{LunchRandom}}

== Lower Tier Lunch Spots ==
* Epicure
* Homemade soup at work 👌👌👌

== Favourite Things ==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Quotes
! Waters
! Activities
! Songs
|-
|
*YOLO FOMO
*Thanks bud
*Hey bud!
*Alright bud
*Yo bud
|
* '''smart'''water™
* Happy Water®
* yWater®™
|
* Sick day Mondays
*Job Interview Thursdays
|
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpqmGx7meQw How Deep is Your Love]
* The Power of Love
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBkThe Thong Song]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA Steal My Sunshine]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlDzaRK8fSM Yodel It!]
|}

== Wine Daddies ==
* Adam
* Cesar 🍷
* John

== PS4 Disk Library ==
No digital titles

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Name
! Game
! Borrower
! Type
|-
|rowspan="4"|John
|Overwatch
|
|-
|Uncharted 4
|
|-
|NBA 2K17
|
|-
|Horizon
|Chris

|-
|Adam
|NHL 17
|
|-
|rowspan="7"|Chris
|Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
|
|-
|Last of Us: Remastered
|John

|-
|Tomb Raider(2013)
|
|-
|Farcry 3
|
|-
|Batman Arkham Knight
|
|-
|Witcher 3
|

|-
|Bloodborne
|
|-
|rowspan="2"|Andrew
| Fallout 4
|
|-
|Dishonored 2
|
|}

Wiki

2017-10-20T18:38:37Z

John: /* Adam */

== Date of Birth ==
Apparently, it's April 3rd, 1986

Shit thats birthday?!

Born after the big (gang) bang, which co-insides with his parent's anniversary.

== Ventures ==
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Morland_Horseland Moreland Horseland]
* Affiliate Dudes
* [http://ywater.xyz yWater: yNot?] - Hydrating the 1%, one expensive drop at a time
* PortlandStreet Modelling agency

== Associate Power Rankings ==

=== God Tier ===
* [http://sawikileaks.org/John_Fernandes John Fernandes]

==== Legends Tier ====
* Adam Sawicki

==== Top Tier ====

* [http://sawikileaks.org/Cesar_Gonzalez Cesar Gonzalez]
* Chad Morland

===== Bottom Tier =====
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Andrew_Mackinnon Andrew Mackinnon]
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Chris_Radigan Chris Radigan]

== Controversies ==
* That time with the midgets, their urine and the gambling debts...
* When he had to go to the boardroom NOW
* The time Cesar was allegedly dropped to 2nd tier
* The time when he accidentally [redacted for sensitive information]
* May 24, 2017 - Black Wednesday - SAD!
* The time he put voices in Chad's head to make him drink coffee from Aroma
* The wasp molestation incident occurring on October 20th, 2017

== Football (Soccer) Roster ==

=== Adam ===
*Position:
*Speed: 1/10
*Stamina: 0/10
*Heart: -100/10
*Offensive ability: 2/10
*Defensive ability: -10099989945456456456/10

=== Andrew ===
*Position: Attacking midfield
*Speed: 1/10
*Stamina: -2/10
*Heart: 14/10
*Offensive ability: 7.8/10
*Defensive ability: 3/10

=== Chris ===
*Position:
*Speed: /10
*Stamina: /10
*Heart: /10
*Offensive ability: /10
*Defensive ability: /10

=== John ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: 12/10
*Stamina: 8/10
*Heart: 0/10
*Offensive ability: 2/10
*Defensive ability: 7/10

== Known Enemies ==
* Those shoelaces that tripped him up that one time when his shins were hurting.

== Top 5 Opportunity Denies ==
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=azhar Azhar]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=leafs Leafs]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=ovi Ovechkin winning the Stanley cup]

== Lunch Spots ==
* Saku (aka Sad Saku)**
* CJ Lunch Box
* CIBO
* Fynn's of Temple Bar
* Office Pub
* Jack Astor's Bar & Grill
* Nandos
* Gusto101
* Tosto

[ **Currently under review for bad service received recently ]

{{LunchRandom}}

== Lower Tier Lunch Spots ==
* Epicure
* Homemade soup at work 👌👌👌

== Favourite Things ==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Quotes
! Waters
! Activities
! Songs
|-
|
*YOLO FOMO
*Thanks bud
*Hey bud!
*Alright bud
*Yo bud
|
* '''smart'''water™
* Happy Water®
* yWater®™
|
* Sick day Mondays
*Job Interview Thursdays
|
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpqmGx7meQw How Deep is Your Love]
* The Power of Love
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBkThe Thong Song]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA Steal My Sunshine]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlDzaRK8fSM Yodel It!]
|}

== Wine Daddies ==
* Adam
* Cesar 🍷
* John

== PS4 Disk Library ==
No digital titles

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Name
! Game
! Borrower
! Type
|-
|rowspan="4"|John
|Overwatch
|
|-
|Uncharted 4
|
|-
|NBA 2K17
|
|-
|Horizon
|Chris

|-
|Adam
|NHL 17
|
|-
|rowspan="7"|Chris
|Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
|
|-
|Last of Us: Remastered
|John

|-
|Tomb Raider(2013)
|
|-
|Farcry 3
|
|-
|Batman Arkham Knight
|
|-
|Witcher 3
|

|-
|Bloodborne
|
|-
|rowspan="2"|Andrew
| Fallout 4
|
|-
|Dishonored 2
|
|}

Wiki

2017-10-20T18:37:45Z

John: /* Football (Soccer) Roster */

== Date of Birth ==
Apparently, it's April 3rd, 1986

Shit thats birthday?!

Born after the big (gang) bang, which co-insides with his parent's anniversary.

== Ventures ==
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Morland_Horseland Moreland Horseland]
* Affiliate Dudes
* [http://ywater.xyz yWater: yNot?] - Hydrating the 1%, one expensive drop at a time
* PortlandStreet Modelling agency

== Associate Power Rankings ==

=== God Tier ===
* [http://sawikileaks.org/John_Fernandes John Fernandes]

==== Legends Tier ====
* Adam Sawicki

==== Top Tier ====

* [http://sawikileaks.org/Cesar_Gonzalez Cesar Gonzalez]
* Chad Morland

===== Bottom Tier =====
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Andrew_Mackinnon Andrew Mackinnon]
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Chris_Radigan Chris Radigan]

== Controversies ==
* That time with the midgets, their urine and the gambling debts...
* When he had to go to the boardroom NOW
* The time Cesar was allegedly dropped to 2nd tier
* The time when he accidentally [redacted for sensitive information]
* May 24, 2017 - Black Wednesday - SAD!
* The time he put voices in Chad's head to make him drink coffee from Aroma
* The wasp molestation incident occurring on October 20th, 2017

== Football (Soccer) Roster ==

=== Adam ===
*Position:
*Speed: /10
*Stamina: /10
*Heart: /10
*Offensive ability: /10
*Defensive ability: /10

=== Andrew ===
*Position: Attacking midfield
*Speed: 1/10
*Stamina: -2/10
*Heart: 14/10
*Offensive ability: 7.8/10
*Defensive ability: 3/10

=== Chris ===
*Position:
*Speed: /10
*Stamina: /10
*Heart: /10
*Offensive ability: /10
*Defensive ability: /10

=== John ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: 12/10
*Stamina: 8/10
*Heart: 0/10
*Offensive ability: 2/10
*Defensive ability: 7/10

== Known Enemies ==
* Those shoelaces that tripped him up that one time when his shins were hurting.

== Top 5 Opportunity Denies ==
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=azhar Azhar]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=leafs Leafs]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=ovi Ovechkin winning the Stanley cup]

== Lunch Spots ==
* Saku (aka Sad Saku)**
* CJ Lunch Box
* CIBO
* Fynn's of Temple Bar
* Office Pub
* Jack Astor's Bar & Grill
* Nandos
* Gusto101
* Tosto

[ **Currently under review for bad service received recently ]

{{LunchRandom}}

== Lower Tier Lunch Spots ==
* Epicure
* Homemade soup at work 👌👌👌

== Favourite Things ==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Quotes
! Waters
! Activities
! Songs
|-
|
*YOLO FOMO
*Thanks bud
*Hey bud!
*Alright bud
*Yo bud
|
* '''smart'''water™
* Happy Water®
* yWater®™
|
* Sick day Mondays
*Job Interview Thursdays
|
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpqmGx7meQw How Deep is Your Love]
* The Power of Love
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBkThe Thong Song]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA Steal My Sunshine]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlDzaRK8fSM Yodel It!]
|}

== Wine Daddies ==
* Adam
* Cesar 🍷
* John

== PS4 Disk Library ==
No digital titles

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Name
! Game
! Borrower
! Type
|-
|rowspan="4"|John
|Overwatch
|
|-
|Uncharted 4
|
|-
|NBA 2K17
|
|-
|Horizon
|Chris

|-
|Adam
|NHL 17
|
|-
|rowspan="7"|Chris
|Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
|
|-
|Last of Us: Remastered
|John

|-
|Tomb Raider(2013)
|
|-
|Farcry 3
|
|-
|Batman Arkham Knight
|
|-
|Witcher 3
|

|-
|Bloodborne
|
|-
|rowspan="2"|Andrew
| Fallout 4
|
|-
|Dishonored 2
|
|}

Wiki

2017-10-20T18:33:56Z

John: /* Football (Soccer) Roster */

== Date of Birth ==
Apparently, it's April 3rd, 1986

Shit thats birthday?!

Born after the big (gang) bang, which co-insides with his parent's anniversary.

== Ventures ==
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Morland_Horseland Moreland Horseland]
* Affiliate Dudes
* [http://ywater.xyz yWater: yNot?] - Hydrating the 1%, one expensive drop at a time
* PortlandStreet Modelling agency

== Associate Power Rankings ==

=== God Tier ===
* [http://sawikileaks.org/John_Fernandes John Fernandes]

==== Legends Tier ====
* Adam Sawicki

==== Top Tier ====

* [http://sawikileaks.org/Cesar_Gonzalez Cesar Gonzalez]
* Chad Morland

===== Bottom Tier =====
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Andrew_Mackinnon Andrew Mackinnon]
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Chris_Radigan Chris Radigan]

== Controversies ==
* That time with the midgets, their urine and the gambling debts...
* When he had to go to the boardroom NOW
* The time Cesar was allegedly dropped to 2nd tier
* The time when he accidentally [redacted for sensitive information]
* May 24, 2017 - Black Wednesday - SAD!
* The time he put voices in Chad's head to make him drink coffee from Aroma
* The wasp molestation incident occurring on October 20th, 2017

== Football (Soccer) Roster ==

=== Adam ===
*Position:
*Speed: /10
*Stamina: /10
*Heart: /10
*Offensive ability: /10
*Defensive ability: /10

=== Andrew ===
*Position:
*Speed: /10
*Stamina: /10
*Heart: /10
*Offensive ability: /10
*Defensive ability: /10

=== Chris ===
*Position:
*Speed: /10
*Stamina: /10
*Heart: /10
*Offensive ability: /10
*Defensive ability: /10

=== John ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: 12/10
*Stamina: 8/10
*Heart: 0/10
*Offensive ability: 2/10
*Defensive ability: 7/10

== Known Enemies ==
* Those shoelaces that tripped him up that one time when his shins were hurting.

== Top 5 Opportunity Denies ==
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=azhar Azhar]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=leafs Leafs]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=ovi Ovechkin winning the Stanley cup]

== Lunch Spots ==
* Saku (aka Sad Saku)**
* CJ Lunch Box
* CIBO
* Fynn's of Temple Bar
* Office Pub
* Jack Astor's Bar & Grill
* Nandos
* Gusto101
* Tosto

[ **Currently under review for bad service received recently ]

{{LunchRandom}}

== Lower Tier Lunch Spots ==
* Epicure
* Homemade soup at work 👌👌👌

== Favourite Things ==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Quotes
! Waters
! Activities
! Songs
|-
|
*YOLO FOMO
*Thanks bud
*Hey bud!
*Alright bud
*Yo bud
|
* '''smart'''water™
* Happy Water®
* yWater®™
|
* Sick day Mondays
*Job Interview Thursdays
|
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpqmGx7meQw How Deep is Your Love]
* The Power of Love
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBkThe Thong Song]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA Steal My Sunshine]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlDzaRK8fSM Yodel It!]
|}

== Wine Daddies ==
* Adam
* Cesar 🍷
* John

== PS4 Disk Library ==
No digital titles

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Name
! Game
! Borrower
! Type
|-
|rowspan="4"|John
|Overwatch
|
|-
|Uncharted 4
|
|-
|NBA 2K17
|
|-
|Horizon
|Chris

|-
|Adam
|NHL 17
|
|-
|rowspan="7"|Chris
|Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
|
|-
|Last of Us: Remastered
|John

|-
|Tomb Raider(2013)
|
|-
|Farcry 3
|
|-
|Batman Arkham Knight
|
|-
|Witcher 3
|

|-
|Bloodborne
|
|-
|rowspan="2"|Andrew
| Fallout 4
|
|-
|Dishonored 2
|
|}

Wiki

2017-10-20T18:33:13Z

John: /* John */

== Date of Birth ==
Apparently, it's April 3rd, 1986

Shit thats birthday?!

Born after the big (gang) bang, which co-insides with his parent's anniversary.

== Ventures ==
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Morland_Horseland Moreland Horseland]
* Affiliate Dudes
* [http://ywater.xyz yWater: yNot?] - Hydrating the 1%, one expensive drop at a time
* PortlandStreet Modelling agency

== Associate Power Rankings ==

=== God Tier ===
* [http://sawikileaks.org/John_Fernandes John Fernandes]

==== Legends Tier ====
* Adam Sawicki

==== Top Tier ====

* [http://sawikileaks.org/Cesar_Gonzalez Cesar Gonzalez]
* Chad Morland

===== Bottom Tier =====
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Andrew_Mackinnon Andrew Mackinnon]
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Chris_Radigan Chris Radigan]

== Controversies ==
* That time with the midgets, their urine and the gambling debts...
* When he had to go to the boardroom NOW
* The time Cesar was allegedly dropped to 2nd tier
* The time when he accidentally [redacted for sensitive information]
* May 24, 2017 - Black Wednesday - SAD!
* The time he put voices in Chad's head to make him drink coffee from Aroma
* The wasp molestation incident occurring on October 20th, 2017

== Football (Soccer) Roster ==

=== Adam ===
Position: Striker
Speed:
Stamina:
Heart:
Offensive ability:
Defensive ability:

=== Andrew ===
Position: Striker
Speed:
Stamina:
Heart:
Offensive ability:
Defensive ability:

=== Chris ===
Position: Striker
Speed:
Stamina:
Heart:
Offensive ability:
Defensive ability:

=== John ===
*Position: Defender
*Speed: 12/10
*Stamina: 8/10
*Heart: 0/10
*Offensive ability: 2/10
*Defensive ability: 7/10

== Known Enemies ==
* Those shoelaces that tripped him up that one time when his shins were hurting.

== Top 5 Opportunity Denies ==
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=azhar Azhar]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=leafs Leafs]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=ovi Ovechkin winning the Stanley cup]

== Lunch Spots ==
* Saku (aka Sad Saku)**
* CJ Lunch Box
* CIBO
* Fynn's of Temple Bar
* Office Pub
* Jack Astor's Bar & Grill
* Nandos
* Gusto101
* Tosto

[ **Currently under review for bad service received recently ]

{{LunchRandom}}

== Lower Tier Lunch Spots ==
* Epicure
* Homemade soup at work 👌👌👌

== Favourite Things ==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Quotes
! Waters
! Activities
! Songs
|-
|
*YOLO FOMO
*Thanks bud
*Hey bud!
*Alright bud
*Yo bud
|
* '''smart'''water™
* Happy Water®
* yWater®™
|
* Sick day Mondays
*Job Interview Thursdays
|
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpqmGx7meQw How Deep is Your Love]
* The Power of Love
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBkThe Thong Song]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA Steal My Sunshine]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlDzaRK8fSM Yodel It!]
|}

== Wine Daddies ==
* Adam
* Cesar 🍷
* John

== PS4 Disk Library ==
No digital titles

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Name
! Game
! Borrower
! Type
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|rowspan="4"|John
|Overwatch
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|Uncharted 4
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|NBA 2K17
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|Horizon
|Chris

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|Adam
|NHL 17
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|-
|rowspan="7"|Chris
|Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
|
|-
|Last of Us: Remastered
|John

|-
|Tomb Raider(2013)
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|-
|Farcry 3
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|Batman Arkham Knight
|
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|Witcher 3
|

|-
|Bloodborne
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|rowspan="2"|Andrew
| Fallout 4
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|Dishonored 2
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John: /* Football (Soccer) Stories */

== Date of Birth ==
Apparently, it's April 3rd, 1986

Shit thats birthday?!

Born after the big (gang) bang, which co-insides with his parent's anniversary.

== Ventures ==
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Morland_Horseland Moreland Horseland]
* Affiliate Dudes
* [http://ywater.xyz yWater: yNot?] - Hydrating the 1%, one expensive drop at a time
* PortlandStreet Modelling agency

== Associate Power Rankings ==

=== God Tier ===
* [http://sawikileaks.org/John_Fernandes John Fernandes]

==== Legends Tier ====
* Adam Sawicki

==== Top Tier ====

* [http://sawikileaks.org/Cesar_Gonzalez Cesar Gonzalez]
* Chad Morland

===== Bottom Tier =====
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Andrew_Mackinnon Andrew Mackinnon]
* [http://sawikileaks.org/Chris_Radigan Chris Radigan]

== Controversies ==
* That time with the midgets, their urine and the gambling debts...
* When he had to go to the boardroom NOW
* The time Cesar was allegedly dropped to 2nd tier
* The time when he accidentally [redacted for sensitive information]
* May 24, 2017 - Black Wednesday - SAD!
* The time he put voices in Chad's head to make him drink coffee from Aroma
* The wasp molestation incident occurring on October 20th, 2017

== Football (Soccer) Roster ==

=== Adam ===
Position: Striker
Speed:
Stamina:
Heart:
Offensive ability:
Defensive ability:

=== Andrew ===
Position: Striker
Speed:
Stamina:
Heart:
Offensive ability:
Defensive ability:

=== Chris ===
Position: Striker
Speed:
Stamina:
Heart:
Offensive ability:
Defensive ability:

=== John ===
Position: Defender
Speed: 12/10
Stamina: 8/10
Heart: 0/10
Offensive ability: 2/10
Defensive ability: 7/10

== Known Enemies ==
* Those shoelaces that tripped him up that one time when his shins were hurting.

== Top 5 Opportunity Denies ==
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=azhar Azhar]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=leafs Leafs]
* [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=ovi Ovechkin winning the Stanley cup]

== Lunch Spots ==
* Saku (aka Sad Saku)**
* CJ Lunch Box
* CIBO
* Fynn's of Temple Bar
* Office Pub
* Jack Astor's Bar & Grill
* Nandos
* Gusto101
* Tosto

[ **Currently under review for bad service received recently ]

{{LunchRandom}}

== Lower Tier Lunch Spots ==
* Epicure
* Homemade soup at work 👌👌👌

== Favourite Things ==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Quotes
! Waters
! Activities
! Songs
|-
|
*YOLO FOMO
*Thanks bud
*Hey bud!
*Alright bud
*Yo bud
|
* '''smart'''water™
* Happy Water®
* yWater®™
|
* Sick day Mondays
*Job Interview Thursdays
|
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpqmGx7meQw How Deep is Your Love]
* The Power of Love
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBkThe Thong Song]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA Steal My Sunshine]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlDzaRK8fSM Yodel It!]
|}

== Wine Daddies ==
* Adam
* Cesar 🍷
* John

== PS4 Disk Library ==
No digital titles

{| class="wikitable"
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! Name
! Game
! Borrower
! Type
|-
|rowspan="4"|John
|Overwatch
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|Uncharted 4
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|NBA 2K17
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|-
|Horizon
|Chris

|-
|Adam
|NHL 17
|
|-
|rowspan="7"|Chris
|Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
|
|-
|Last of Us: Remastered
|John

|-
|Tomb Raider(2013)
|
|-
|Farcry 3
|
|-
|Batman Arkham Knight
|
|-
|Witcher 3
|

|-
|Bloodborne
|
|-
|rowspan="2"|Andrew
| Fallout 4
|
|-
|Dishonored 2
|
|}

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