SaWikiLeaks sawikile_mw http://sawikileaks.org/Wiki MediaWiki 1.28.0 first-letter Media Special Talk User User talk SaWikiLeaks SaWikiLeaks talk File File talk MediaWiki MediaWiki talk Template Template talk Help Help talk Category Category talk 0 8 123 122 2018-04-12T17:18:42Z John 2 /* Controversies */ wikitext text/x-wiki == Date of Birth == Apparently, it's April 3rd, 1986 Shit thats birthday?! Born after the big (gang) bang, which co-insides with his parent's anniversary. == Ventures == * [http://sawikileaks.org/Morland_Horseland Moreland Horseland] * Affiliate Dudes * [http://ywater.xyz yWater: yNot?] - Hydrating the 1%, one expensive drop at a time * PortlandStreet Modelling agency == Associate Power Rankings == === God Tier === * [http://sawikileaks.org/John_Fernandes John Fernandes] ==== Legends Tier ==== * Adam Sawicki ==== Top Tier ==== * [http://sawikileaks.org/Cesar_Gonzalez Cesar Gonzalez] * Chad Morland ===== Bottom Tier ===== * [http://sawikileaks.org/Andrew_Mackinnon Andrew Mackinnon] * [http://sawikileaks.org/Chris_Radigan Chris Radigan] == Controversies == * That time with the midgets, their urine and the gambling debts... * When he had to go to the boardroom NOW * The time Cesar was allegedly dropped to 2nd tier * The time when he accidentally [redacted for sensitive information] * May 24, 2017 - Black Wednesday - SAD! * The time he put voices in Chad's head to make him drink coffee from Aroma * The wasp molestation incident occurring on October 20th, 2017 * That time when he revealed too much: https://gyazo.com/bd1e9204cf26845bc7a58c0d3ba98abc * April 12, 2017 - Black Thursday - SAD! == Football (Soccer) Roster == === Adam === *Position: Legend *Speed: 5/10 *Stamina: 7/10 *Heart: -100/10 *Offensive ability: infinity/10 *Defensive ability: -10099989945456456456/10 *Competitive spirit: 8/10 === Andrew === *Position: Attacking midfield *Speed: 1/10 *Stamina: -2/10 *Heart: 14/10 *Offensive ability: 7.8/10 *Defensive ability: 3/10 *Competitive spirit: 8/10 === Chris === *Position: ? *Speed: ?/10 *Stamina: ?/10 *Heart: ?/10 *Offensive ability: ?/10 *Defensive ability: ?/10 *Competitive spirit: 8/10 === John === *Position: Defender *Speed: 12/10 *Stamina: 6/10 *Heart: 0/10 *Offensive ability: 2/10 *Defensive ability: 7/10 *Competitive spirit: 8/10 === Marina === *Position: Midfielder *Speed: 2/10 *Stamina: 2/10 *Heart: 3/10 *Offensive ability: 0/10 *Defensive ability: 0/10 *Competitive spirit: 1/10 === Sandra === *Position: Defender *Speed: 3/10 *Stamina: 4/10 *Heart: 2/10 *Offensive ability: 4/10 *Defensive ability: 5/10 *Competitive spirit: 0/10 === Heather === *Position: Defender *Speed: 5/10 *Stamina: 7/10 *Heart: <3/10 *Offensive ability: 1/10 *Defensive ability: 100/10 *Competitive spirit: 6.54328/10 === Jack === *Position: Midfielder *Speed: ?/10 *Stamina: ?/10 *Heart: ?/10 *Offensive ability: ?/10 *Defensive ability: ?/10 *Competitive spirit: ?/10 === Kayleigh === *Position: Midfielder *Speed: ?/10 *Stamina: ?/10 *Heart: ?/10 *Offensive ability: ?/10 *Defensive ability: ?/10 *Competitive spirit: ?/10 === Stef === *Position: Midfielder *Speed: 6/10 *Stamina: ?/10 *Heart: ?/10 *Offensive ability: 8/10 *Defensive ability: 7/10 *Competitive spirit: ?/10 == Known Enemies == * Those shoelaces that tripped him up that one time when his shins were hurting. * Monasin - just discovered == Top 5 Opportunity Denies == * [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=azhar Azhar] * [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=leafs Leafs] * [http://opportunitydenied.com/?od=ovi Ovechkin winning the Stanley cup] == Lunch Spots == * Saku (aka Sad Saku)** * CJ Lunch Box * CIBO * Fynn's of Temple Bar * Office Pub * Jack Astor's Bar & Grill * Nandos * Gusto101 * Tosto [ **Currently under review for bad service received recently ] {{LunchRandom}} == Lower Tier Lunch Spots == * Epicure * Homemade soup at work 👌👌👌 == Favourite Things == {| class="wikitable" |- ! Quotes ! Waters ! Activities ! Songs |- | *YOLO FOMO *Thanks bud *Hey bud! *Alright bud *Yo bud | * '''smart'''water™ * Happy Water® * yWater®™ | * Sick day Mondays *Job Interview Thursdays | * [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpqmGx7meQw How Deep is Your Love] * The Power of Love * [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oai1V7kaFBkThe Thong Song] * [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA Steal My Sunshine] * [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlDzaRK8fSM Yodel It!] |} == Wine Daddies == * Adam * Cesar 🍷 * John == PS4 Disk Library == No digital titles {| class="wikitable" |- ! Name ! Game ! Borrower ! Type |- |rowspan="4"|John |Overwatch | |- |Uncharted 4 | |- |NBA 2K17 | |- |Horizon |Chris |- |Adam |NHL 17 | |- |rowspan="7"|Chris |Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain | |- |Last of Us: Remastered |John |- |Tomb Raider(2013) | |- |Farcry 3 | |- |Batman Arkham Knight | |- |Witcher 3 | |- |Bloodborne | |- |rowspan="2"|Andrew | Fallout 4 | |- |Dishonored 2 | |} pex99njdzr4bhazh3f8rmyg9iij2zgx