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Date of Birth

Apparently, it's April 3rd, 1986

Shit thats birthday?!

Born after the big (gang) bang, which co-insides with his parent's anniversary.

Ventures

Associate Power Rankings

God Tier

Legends Tier

  • Adam Sawicki

Top Tier

Bottom Tier

Controversies

  • That time with the midgets, their urine and the gambling debts...
  • When he had to go to the boardroom NOW
  • The time Cesar was allegedly dropped to 2nd tier
  • The time when he accidentally [redacted for sensitive information]
  • May 24, 2017 - Black Wednesday - SAD!
  • The time he put voices in Chad's head to make him drink coffee from Aroma
  • The wasp molestation incident occurring on October 20th, 2017

Football (Soccer) Roster

Adam

  • Position: Legend
  • Speed: 5/10
  • Stamina: 7/10
  • Heart: -100/10
  • Offensive ability: infinity/10
  • Defensive ability: -10099989945456456456/10
  • Competitive spirit: 8/10

Andrew

  • Position: Attacking midfield
  • Speed: 1/10
  • Stamina: -2/10
  • Heart: 14/10
  • Offensive ability: 7.8/10
  • Defensive ability: 3/10
  • Competitive spirit: 8/10

Chris

  • Position: ?
  • Speed: ?/10
  • Stamina: ?/10
  • Heart: ?/10
  • Offensive ability: ?/10
  • Defensive ability: ?/10
  • Competitive spirit: 8/10

John

  • Position: Defender
  • Speed: 12/10
  • Stamina: 6/10
  • Heart: 0/10
  • Offensive ability: 2/10
  • Defensive ability: 7/10
  • Competitive spirit: 8/10

Marina

  • Position: Midfielder
  • Speed: 2/10
  • Stamina: 2/10
  • Heart: 3/10
  • Offensive ability: 0/10
  • Defensive ability: 0/10
  • Competitive spirit: 1/10

Sandra

  • Position: Defender
  • Speed: 3/10
  • Stamina: 4/10
  • Heart: 2/10
  • Offensive ability: 4/10
  • Defensive ability: 5/10
  • Competitive spirit: 0/10

Heather

  • Position: Defender
  • Speed: 5/10
  • Stamina: 7/10
  • Heart: <3/10
  • Offensive ability: 1/10
  • Defensive ability: 100/10
  • Competitive spirit: 6.54328/10

Jack

  • Position: Midfielder
  • Speed: ?/10
  • Stamina: ?/10
  • Heart: ?/10
  • Offensive ability: ?/10
  • Defensive ability: ?/10
  • Competitive spirit: ?/10

Kayleigh

  • Position: Midfielder
  • Speed: ?/10
  • Stamina: ?/10
  • Heart: ?/10
  • Offensive ability: ?/10
  • Defensive ability: ?/10
  • Competitive spirit: ?/10

Stef

  • Position: Midfielder
  • Speed: 6/10
  • Stamina: ?/10
  • Heart: ?/10
  • Offensive ability: 8/10
  • Defensive ability: 7/10
  • Competitive spirit: ?/10

Known Enemies

  • Those shoelaces that tripped him up that one time when his shins were hurting.

Top 5 Opportunity Denies

Lunch Spots

  • Saku (aka Sad Saku)**
  • CJ Lunch Box
  • CIBO
  • Fynn's of Temple Bar
  • Office Pub
  • Jack Astor's Bar & Grill
  • Nandos
  • Gusto101
  • Tosto

[ **Currently under review for bad service received recently ]

Where Should We Eat?

Lower Tier Lunch Spots

  • Epicure
  • Homemade soup at work 👌👌👌

Favourite Things

Quotes Waters Activities Songs
  • YOLO FOMO
  • Thanks bud
  • Hey bud!
  • Alright bud
  • Yo bud
  • smartwater™
  • Happy Water®
  • yWater®™
  • Sick day Mondays
  • Job Interview Thursdays

Wine Daddies

  • Adam
  • Cesar 🍷
  • John

PS4 Disk Library

No digital titles

Name Game Borrower Type
John Overwatch
Uncharted 4
NBA 2K17
Horizon Chris
Adam NHL 17
Chris Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
Last of Us: Remastered John
Tomb Raider(2013)
Farcry 3
Batman Arkham Knight
Witcher 3
Bloodborne
Andrew Fallout 4
Dishonored 2